chicken joke..

Question: why did the chicken cross the road??

Jessica Simpson 's Answer:Why would he be one a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?


Homer Simpson 's Answer:There was free beer on the other side of the road.


Bill Cosby 's Answer:Weeelll, ya see, the chicken crossed the road, and to get... to...the jello pudding pops.


Snoop Dogg 's Answer:This (censored) fool of a chicken didn't (censored) knowwhat the (censored) he was doin crossin a (censored) alley in (censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) mornin'.

Neil Armstrong's Answer:To go where no chicken has gone before.


The Pope's Answer:That is only for God to know.

Grandpa's Answer:In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.


George Bush's Answer:We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.