Friday, 14 July 2006

pirates of the crapibean

yup. it was crap.
i didnt like the movie AT ALL. The story line was extremely boring and predictable. Jack Sparrow was the only one who kept my eyes open throughout the movie.Hes so delicious.. yumyum.. great! now im imagining him ... ... nevermind..
The storys about some weird ass chest the mofos gotta find and of course theres alwaysssss an obstacle hindering them (a stupid sotong face in this case) with tentacles coming out from every part of his face. damn if i were him i wouldnt be BOTHERED about getting a stupid old chest but i would probably be frantically trying to cut off my tentacles with a kitchen knife/ getting facials and going for plastic surgery ASAP.
I cannot comment on Kiera knightley's acting. Im at a loss for words. or mm beh (adj : a word used to describe something you cannot describe). Shes got a very unusual way of talking that makes me feel like kicking her face with my RIGHT leg. ( cos my left leg is totally screwed). Wow people would do anything for love. She gotta go through risking her life,working as a crew member for that weird ass sotong face. Ok nevermind.. thats okk.. when you love the person youd wanna do anything for himmm woww.. but the worst part is!!!

OK this is a spoiler

it is..

she leaves jack on the black pearl to die! but of course the continuation will evetually develop into the third movie which thanks to this PART 2 bullshit, i have no ethusiasm to watch anyymoreee.. =( !

gahhh! i cant believe i complained about this like a mamakia so much hahahaha
to sum it up
pirates of the crapibean gets
1.47382785794874 out of 5 stars.




=)
goodnight!

3 comments:

lasschick_rawking said...

oh dear... potc IS draggy but worth dling it from ares. opps. anyway i tag u to do some kiddy stuff.

=)

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